Spice Invaders

Spice Girls

Ahhh... relax your mind
The spicy girls are here on the planet earth.
Are you too spicy? YES!
This song is full of valid information.
Information like never wee with your knickers on
Hold, hold on a minute, that’s my phone! Hello?
Hello, um, about... I can't believe my... aaahhh!
It's um, it’s a mad woman. Get lost!

Melanie's always on the phone.
I’m not always on the phone! I used to be always on the phone but now I’m not cause I’ve got ear rot.
And she's always late.
No I’m not, it’s my driver, he drives slow. I like this bit

I’ve never been any good at whistling
You can hum then, not whistle
Erm no? eh ha!

Where’s Geri and Mel at this point?
I think they’re asleep.
I thought it was a bit quiet.
No, Geri's writin' a poem under a tree somewhere.
And she's hugging that tree. Hug that tree, Geri!

You’d never guess what, you’d never believe this.
Alright listen to this
Oh what is it, Geri? Oh, what is it? What is it? What is it?
Listen, listen listen, friendship often survives the relationship from which it was neglected, What?
Ignoring your conscience allows you to justify everything! Don’t you agree?
Geri, is you readin' that out of a book?
Yeah. Ha ha

(Ba, ba, ba) (Geri & Mel C)
(Ba, ba, ba) (Geri & Mel C)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la AH-AHH!!!!!
That’s what you got to do when you get really stressed
You just go AHHHH!!!!!

I should be over there eatin' my sweets, I think
You're so cute. Ginger! You're just so cute
Alright Ginge, how's your... beep!
No, it’s Ginger like Ginger Rogers. It’s not like "ginge"
Well, there’s nothing wrong with being ginger
There is nothing wrong. I’m out of a bottle anyway
Heh-eh-eh (Geri & Mel C)

Baby, Posh and Ginger and we’ve got Scary and Sporty!
Yeah! Mixed together in a cooking pot, you have the Spice Girls!

La, la, la, la, la, la, la - ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ba, ba, ba!
I want that Indian bit to come again. Where is it?
Ahh, we are the chosen ones..
It didn't last very long, did it?

(Ba, Ba, Ba) (Geri & Mel C) (Scatting)
(Ba, Ba, Ba) (Geri & Mel C) (Scatting)
(Ba, Ba, Ba) (Geri & Mel C)
Lift your knee up, tap it to the left.
Gonna lift your knee up, tap it to the right
(Ba, Ba, Ba) (Geri & Mel C)
That could be a new dance!
(Ba, Ba, Ba) (Geri & Mel C)

Ha, ha! We don’t wanna get in trouble now do we?
Come on, no...
(Ba, Ba, Ba) (Geri & Mel C)
I don't know what you mean by that, though...
I, you know, I try to be defensive...
(Ba, Ba, Ba) (Geri & Mel C)
That is exactly, that is you know...

Exactly, exactly
I quite like that
Yeah, I do too