Trapped In The Closet Chapter 2

R. Kelly

Well now he’s staring at me like as if he was staring in the mirror
She yells, “Honey let me explain”
He says, “You don’t have to go no further”
“I can clearly see what’s going on behind my back, in my bed, in my home”
Then I said, “Wait a minute now hold on”
I said, “Mister, we can work this out”
She said “Honey, don’t lose control”
I tried to get him to calm down
He said “Ho, I should have known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt”
I said “We need to resolve this”
And he stepped to me I’m like “whoa
There’s a reason I’m in this closet”
He says “yeah? What are you talking clothes?”
“I met this girl at the Paje's Club and she told me she didn’t have a man”
Then he said “Man, please, I'd kill you if you didn’t have that gun in your hand”
And then I said “But your chick chose me”
He said “Don’t give me that mack shit please”
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer I point my gun and say “I’m not the one you after”
He says “Something I bet you didn’t know my man... Did she tell you that I was a pastor?”
I said “Well good that’s better right? Why can't we handle this Christian-like?”
And I started to put the gun down until I saw his face still had a frown
She started crying, saying “Baby, I’m sorry”
Then he said “Baby, not as sorry as you’re gonna be”
I started inching out
He says “No, I want you to see this”
I said, "I gotta get out this house”
He said, “Not ‘til I reveal my secret”
I'm like “What is going on inside his head?”
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
“Hello” (hello?)
“Baby?” (aha)
“Turn the car around” (what’s going on over there?)
“Listen, I just need for you to get right back here now” [click]
He looks at me and says “Well since we’re all coming out the closet
I'm not about to be the only one that’s broken-hearted”
She said “What do you mean?”
He said “Just wait and see”
I said “Somebody better talk to me”
And then his phone rings
He picks up and somebody says “Sweetheart, I'm downstairs”
And he’s like “I’ll buzz you up
I'm on the 5th floor hurry take the stairs”
And I'm like “Who is this mystery lady that you’re talking to?”
And he says “In time you both will know the shocking truth
Baby, this is something I’ve been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time”
And I said “Nigga I'm gonna shoot you both if you don’t say what’s on your mind”
He said “Wait, I hear somebody coming up the stairs”
And I'm looking at the door
He says “I think you better sit down in the chair”
I says “I'm gonna count to 4”
He says “Mister, wait!”
He says “Please don’t shoot”
He says “Don’t shoot me”
She screams
Then a knock on the door
The gun’s in my hand
He opens the door
I can't believe it’s a man
(man… man… man…)